Your Favorite Murder Floof—Now in Keychain Form
For the cat lover who enjoys a little chaos with their cuteness, this keychain is pure purr-fection. Featuring a bold black cat casually gripping a very large knife in its mouth, this accessory is equal parts adorable and unhinged—just like the best cats in real life.
Whether your feline friend has a habit of knocking things off shelves while maintaining unblinking eye contact or just has that “I could, but I won’t (yet)” energy, this keychain captures that mood with eerie accuracy. The wide eyes, upright tail, and suspicious stance say it all: this cat has a plan—and you're either part of it or in the way.
It’s lightweight, durable, and hilariously sharp in more ways than one. Attach this awesome cat lover keychain to your keys, backpack, or purse and let the world know that while you may love cats, you also respect their dark side.
Because every cat owner knows: the claws are cute... until they’re not.
